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Me provocó ser traqueto, de repente…
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Meneo aleman.
Something dark dark dark from Matt Lambert called Fickmaschinen (Fuck Machines). Scratched, twisted, carnal, it’s ghostly forms and the grind of pistoning flesh.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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…Especially Wearing Those Shoes.
Girl to nun asking for money: No, thank you sweetie.
Nun: Huh! Must be that wig you got on.
Girl: Excuse me… What did you just say?
Nun: Don’t disrespect me!
Girl: Are you kidding me? I don’t have to give you anything! Who are you to make a comment about my hair!? -
@dvillegasg Hombre con perro, mujer con perra y así…
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
(via protozoe)
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Me apunto!
De mis placeres ♥
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(via loveyourquotes)
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And sunscreen.
So many times in life it isn’t what is being said that you need to pay attention to as much as it is about the way a person looks or sounds when the message is delivered.
In the early 1960’s, Albert Mehrabian discovered that 55% of communication is body language, 38% is tonality/pace/volume, and a mere 7% was reserved for word content.
This is why the more competent, but poor communicating middle manager is passed over for the more affable and polished boss…
This is why a beautiful woman is still available after her 20th boyfriend…
This is why sweet Grandma’s are the picked to pitch products on television…
Since most of your life will be spent around others, to me, this is one of the most important things I have told you
