1. “Girl on cell: Yeah, the breakup was tough, but I’m feeling good about it now! (pause)  Hell, yes, I’m dating! (pause) Yeah, it’s an exciting time! So much  suspense, so many questions! Will he call me? Whom should I choose? Does  he like me? Do I have syphilis?”
From overheard it in New York
gettingdowninchitown:

“The great thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.”
-Truman Capote

    “Girl on cell: Yeah, the breakup was tough, but I’m feeling good about it now! (pause) Hell, yes, I’m dating! (pause) Yeah, it’s an exciting time! So much suspense, so many questions! Will he call me? Whom should I choose? Does he like me? Do I have syphilis?”

    From overheard it in New York

    gettingdowninchitown:

    “The great thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.”

    -Truman Capote

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